Children's books that didn't make it.

This list has been bouncing around the internet for awhile now so I can't credit the original source. That's all right because I'm fairly certain only 5 or so people read this blog.

1 You Are Different and That's Bad
2 The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3 Dad's New Wife Robert
4 Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5 Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6 The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking.
7 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8 All Cats Go to Hell
9 The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10 Some Puppies Can Fly
11 That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
12 Grandpa Gets a Casket
13 The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
14 Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15 The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16 Strangers Have the Best Candy
17 Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18 You Were an Accident
19 Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20 Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
21 The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
22 Your Nightmares Are Real
23 Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
24 Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
25 Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
27 Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Bonus:

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