Now, THIS is child endangerment...

And subsequently downright hilarious. I hope for the baby's sake it is taken to a better caregiver, but I'm sorry, this is just funny.

Cincinnati, Ohio: A 19-year-old Green Township mother is in the Hamilton County jail after Cincinnati police charged her with taking her newborn child along while she broke into a candy store.

That in itself is not funny whatsoever. BUT, not only does she look just as I would imagine a candy store thief would look like, she stole candy. Just candy. No money.
Twizzlers and shit.


Nom Nom Nom Nom!

Secondly, this made me giggle, a lot.

She [store owner] said she learned of the break-in when Cincinnati police called her at home about 1:30 a.m. “You’ve been broken into,” she said they told her. “We’re guarding the Swedish fish. Hurry. Come down. We can’t leave the store. It’s wide open.”

Thank God! Really, those poor Swedish Fish must have been terrified. Good work men! My hat is off.

Here is the glorious link. Take a look while the story is still fresh and not taken down to replace more brilliant Cincinnati news.

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Garbage Sculpting

Always want to be an artist but then thought, "I'd really like some money instead."? There's always time to get into useless garbage sculpting! It's not the true term for this type of art, but it certainly should be. It looks pretty interesting, but let's be honest...it will be thrown out almost immediately after completion. Or left in a dark corner of the closet until moving day. Then promptly thrown out.

This sculpture would look great in some jazzy Chicago loft where hipsters mingle freely in the halls of your apartment building sipping vitamin water.

Pantyhose Sculpture


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Packing Tape Sculpture


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