Monday, February 11, 2008

Big Brother is always watching.

Are you constantly on the look out for an effective, low-cost solution to combating mind control? Well, look no further!



An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

Link

I'ma bloggin' again.

This blog is of personal interest. I have no real direction for it, but I guarantee that it will be amusing. I promise you will never have to sit through a blog about anything uncomfortably private or anything involving Paris Hilton. Unless it is to announce her untimely demise.

Now on to the meme!

I was tagged by Susan to do this book meme.

1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.

Once you cut it, even on a simple laptop or Mac, you are cutting something as if you're cutting a negative. Which means that when you finally cut it together, all you need to do is export the finished result, which would consist of a couple of thousand edits and sound dissolves and so on. Once you've done that - and it's very complex, there's two tracks for the visual and maybe ten tracks for the sound and so on - you can export it as a single package.

Digital Filmmaking by Mike Figgis

I'm not sure who to tag. So I won't. I apologize.